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Kiss You BTS Vs. Midnight Memories BTS

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mistresscurvy:

ahab99:

For @mistresscurvy:
John Oliver mentions Liam Payne on Last Week Tonight (9/14/14).

(Original tweet.)

I AM ANGRY. THIS REALLY WASN’T NECESSARY WHEN WE’RE ALREADY DEALING WITH BREAKDANCING INJURIES AND HOT TUBS FULL OF HALF-NAKED MEN, JOHN. 

also between this and Stephen Colbert’s declarations of intent, Liam is apparently the band boy member of choice for our fake news anchors. PRACTICALLY AN ENDORSEMENT BY WALTER CRONKITE.  

Today show AUS

@kaitlyndionne: Just met @Harry_Styles. It was pretty chill.

August 13th ‘14

clairmolander: Let me just die now

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Harry omfg!

Anonymous: lol that harry and louis have kids post. lol that you think they'll have kids together. lol that you think harry is some crusader pushing against gender norms. just lol. the reason he acts 'girly' on stage (since that what you think he's doing!) is because he's usually directly impersonating (!!!!!) and/or playing to the little girls in the crowd. like you're so far off on everything it's hilarious. please carry on.

liampaypal:

listen buddy i don’t give two shits about whether you ship larry or not. i don’t care if harry is pounding the puss and has never seen a dick other than his own in his entire life. his sexuality isn’t even relevant to his gender expression so let’s leave louis out of this. 

but you are not marching into my inbox and robbing me of my representation. not today, insecure heterosexual anon! not today. buckle up.

in the media today we have infinite men and women strictly adhering to gender norms (and if you’re feeling lazy, you don’t even have to look any further than the other four members of one direction!) so you can back right off,

BECAUSE WHILE HARRY IS WEARING SAM’S JERSEY, AND REFUSING TO CUT HIS HAIR TO PLEASE OTHERS, AND USING GENDER-NEUTRAL TERMS WHEN ASKED ABOUT ‘GIRLS’ (no, really), AND CHANGING PRONOUNS IN HIS LYRICS LIVE? I AM GOING TO USE YOUR WORD HERE, THANKS. HE IS A CRUSADER.

so you can enjoy all those other typical manly men and back the fuck off the people who enjoy harry’s self-expression. the people who need to see someone in mainstream media telling them “hey, it’s okay to be you”.

as a sidenote… you realise there’s nothing shameful about acting ‘girly’, right? it’s not a bad thing? i’m not insulting harry? it doesn’t mean he’s with louis. it doesn’t even mean he’s gay. it just means he’s brave enough to break traditional gender roles in front of an extremely large audience (literally within the stadium, and figuratively across the media).

you… don’t… need… to… get… insecure… about… this… it’s… not… a… bad… thing… to… act… a… lil… girly… sometimes…

or, you know, maybe i’m just reaching. maybe you’re right and he’s usually directly impersonating (!!!!!) and/or playing to the little girls in the crowd…

remember the time he raced off stage and demanded someone find him a bottle of nail polish purely so he could copy a girl’s yellow polish as a joke?? classic harry!

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that was 500% a joke, though. harry would NEVER WEAR NAIL POLISH

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or the time he copied a pirouette, the typical dance move of pop-concert crowds in 2014

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can you believe those girls were also dancing at a football match, too? silly girls. this is sports! not pop music! now poor harry has to imitate you because that’s the only time he twirls! to please the girls!

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some other typical 2014 dance moves that harry has mimicked:
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of course harry would copy this one. it’s so funny how they gave all the audience poles to dance on! it’s not like this is a sexualised dance move that’s for a more mature understanding, or anything. it’s just like you said. he’s “playing to the little girls in the crowd”

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there’s DEFINITELY room down by the catwalk for fans to skip

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ah yes, and then there was the time he copied all the fans who posed for photos like this:

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LIAM pls donT TOUCH HARRY he is TRYING TO LOOK MANLY HERE

i don’t know. i’m fucking crazy, aren’t i? anon. i’m making shit up for my own amusement. i need to get off the internet. no one else sees what i see.

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i mean, poor harry. poor, poor harry. he HATES it when people try to say he does girly things. HE DOESN’T!!!!!!!

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EVER!!!!!!! it’s not like he’d, i don’t now, wear fuschia underwear or something, for chrissake

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sorry anon, mate, but harry doesn’t mind joking about gender. it’s almost like… he’s comfortable with the way he expresses his gender identity…

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it’s almost like he’s always been comfortable doing ‘girly’ things…

it’s almost….. as if it’s not shameful if someone labelled as a ‘man’ does some stereotypically ‘feminine’ things……

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anon… it’s almost like… you’re the only one who has a problem here????

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GOSH, i WISH one direction wasn’t so directly related to gymnastics. poor harry was FORCED to talk about gymnastics on stage in france and FORCED to talk it out just to please the crowd!! you know there’d be a lot of angry concert-goers if harry didn’t talk about gymnastics. i wish they’d just him be free :( :( he looks so sad :( 

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no, youre absolutely right, anon - harry only ever twirls in catering to - copying girls. he never, ever does a happy twirl purely about himself

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NEVER when he’s just like, playing around on set and NOT in front of a crowd of girls

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i mean, we know for a fact that harry doesn’t care about his lgbtq fans. us queer people need to stop PROJECTING, right!? harry just wants to get on with being a typical straight bro!!! he never, ever does fanservice for queer fans

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so why they think they have the nerve to embrace him as an inspiration is beyond me

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HARRY JUST WANTS QUEER FANS TO LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! FREE HIM

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harry’s just a straight laddy lad who lads about offstage. he’s not doing feminine things in his off days. it’s only for the live audience. in his own time he’s just…

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manning about in his man shorts!! bro!!! 

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i’m gonna ninja edit full bun!harry in here

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to quote young harry: "I’m masculine, i promise!"

anon my dear, you seem seriously pressed. but i can assure you, harry’s attitude is: 

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allthezaynmistakes:

OH MY FCKUGW GOD IT IS 3AM AND IM IN YHE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM SOBBING, MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IM ABOUT TO GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST IM SO, ZAYN SAID MY NAME HE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!??? ILY @NIAZKILAM AND ILYM @THATDUDEMOON #IMHYPERVENTILATING #ILITERALLYCANTBREATHE #ICANDIEHAPPYNOW #ZAYNMALIK #VEGAS #BESTBROTHEREVER #IOWEYOUEVERYTHING

Sept.11.2014

ashleyematthews: Harry styles just shoved a cupcake in @emilycgordon ‘s face. Then paid our bar tab. 

HW